​​"Architectural Knit Armor – Gilet in maglia a rombi + Abito con maniche a sbuffo (Bianco/Albicocca/Nero/Marrone) | Taglia unica | Silhouette da neo-femminile"​​

Knitwear as Body Armor​​ For when your outfit must whisper "I'll end your bloodline" in 5 languages. ​​Textile Semiotics​​ ⚡ ​​Diamond Fortification​​ Laser-cut mesh: Withstands 78% more judgmental glances Reinforced knit ribs: Contain 100% of existential shivers ⚡ ​​Ceremonial Engineering​​ Asymmetric hem: Creates illusion of 3cm longer legs Magnetic cuff links: Snap shut during sudden applause ​​Chromotherapy Options​​ ✔ ​​White (Courtroom Ice)​​ Reflects 92% of unsolicited advice Becomes translucent under emergency lighting ✔ ​​Apricot (Solar Flare)​​ Neutralizes fluorescent office lighting Mimics sunset glow during Zoom calls ​​Movement Choreography​​ ​​Power Stance Mode​​: Mesh stretches during sudden promotions ​​Emergency Pivot​​: Skirt swirls hides coffee stains perfectly ​​Silent Exit​​: Wool blend muffles angry heel clicks ​​Post-Gender Manifesto​​ "Dresses should intimidate like a contract clause and comfort like a secret cigarette."